about us
From Meme to Movement
Pumpkin Duke began as a meme and has evolved into a purpose-driven apparel brand. We combine quality craftsmanship with bold designs and a commitment to community. Our products are created with intention—eschewing trends to deliver lasting style and comfort. Founded on creativity and dedication, we strive to redefine streetwear with integrity and innovation. Welcome to the world of Pumpkin Duke, where every stitch tells a story.
The Ones Who Sew in Shadows
They whisper in thread. They serve without question. You may never see them in daylight. But every stitch bears their signature... and possibly their tears.
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the bossHis Rotund Majesty, The Duke of Memes
A short-tempered kind tyrant with a heart of squishy pumpkin guts
" I didn’t choose the gourd life. The gourd life chose me."
Digi-Gourd
DigitizerThe Crypt Keeper of Pixels
Turns art into embroidery files while muttering ancient curses.
" Your design was trash. Now it’s undead trash."
Stitchkin
DesignerThe Needle Nightmare
A perfectionist who designs and sews with unholy precision.
" Mess up the thread count and I’ll haunt your dreams."
Grindkin
machine operatorThe Machine Overlord
A workaholic who technically sews better than machine.
" The loom is my body. The thread is my blood"
Webkin
Website ManagerThe Ghost in the Machine
A reculsive pumpkin who speaks only in broken JavaScript
" 404 Personality Not Found. "
P.R. Rind
MarketerThe Minister of Propaganda
A creative, innovative, fast-talking pumpkin who’s 70% caffeine.
" I sold a ‘Zombie Deadlift’ hoodie to a vegan."
Moldy Mike
Customer ServiceThe Rotting Representative
Deeply tired, slightly decaying, but somehow oddly helpful.
" Your refund request has been denied by the council."
The Hollowed Ones
WorkersThe Forgotten Workforce
Mindless drones who sew, pack, and whisper in unison.
" We live. We sew. We do not question. "
The Rotlings
CustomersLoyal Subjects of the Duke
A reflection of yourself, but with worse spending habits
"Praise the Duke. Wear the meme. Perish."
The Duke's Actual Believes
These are the non-negotiables. Etched in thread. Approved by chaos. Violators will be mildly roasted.
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embroidery is law
If it's not stitched, it's snitched.
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No Fast Fashion
moving slow, like royalty. Or rot.
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Memes Are Sacred
Our designs are funny, or dope.
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Zero Investors
Just us and the Hollowed Ones.
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We Build Empires
Every order funds future hope.
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Community First
Customers are our friends
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Explore our latest embroidered designs — stitched by shadows, approved by the Duke.