Avo-cat-o Embroidery Hoodie

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A hoodie featuring a cat that looks like an avocado. Yes, it’s holding its own seed. No, we don’t have therapy for that.

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🥑 Avocato Embroidery Hoodie

“Half cat. Half avocado. Full emotional support fruit.”

Material: 100% Cotton French Terry – Brushed softer than a kitten’s belly.
Fabric Weight: 425 GSM – thicker than your cat’s attitude at 3am.
No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes – Outlasting your 9th life.
Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage – Digi-Gourd swears it’s cat magic.
Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade – like your love for cats.
Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Because even cats hate wet fur.
Fit Style: Semi-Oversized – purrfect for loafing, scrolling, and ignoring everyone.

Pattern: Embroidery – stitched tighter than a kitten clinging to your leg.
Art Type: 2D Cartoon Drawing – so cute it might legally count as emotional support.
Design Size: 7.5in (W) x 8.5in (H)
Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex

Cat-titude Booster: Feels like a headbutt from your favorite furry dictator.
Fruit Status: Premium: No mush. All meow.
Meme Flex: Somewhere between “kawaii” and “chaotic.”

Embroidered Apparel Care – Or Else:

Washing: Hand-wash cold (inside-out), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
- "Grindkin cries when you use hot water."
Stains: If colors bleed, rinse in lukewarm → cold water repeatedly.
- "Digi-Gourd suggests sacrificing a sock to the laundry gods."
Bleach: AVOID chlorine like Pumpkin Dule avoids cardio.
Drying:
- Tumble dry cool or air dry ("Sunlight fades designs faster than P.R. Rind’s patience").
- Never let wet hoodies pile up ("Moldy Mike will claim them").
Ironing: Inside-out, between cloth layers. NO STEAM – "Embroidery isn’t a sauna."
Dry Cleaning: Allowed, but "the Hollowed Ones judge silently."