Zombie Deadlift Embroidery Hoodie

💀 Zombie Deadlift Embroidery Hoodie

“Thick as the body you dream of. Soft as your excuses.”

💪 WHY THIS HOODIE IS UNDEADLY COMFY

1. Material: 100% Cotton French Terry – stitched tough enough to survive leg day (Grindkin Tested).

2. Fabric Weight: 425 GSM – heavy like your gym guilt and zombie feet.

3. No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes — outlasts your motivation.

4. Preshrunk: Max 3% shrinkage – It’s actually your gains, not garment shrinkage.

5. Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade (unlike your gym goals for new year).

6. Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Moldy Mike hates refund requests.

7. Fit Style: Semi-Oversized – for lifters, slackers, and snackers.

🎨 DESIGN SPECS

• Pattern: Embroidery – stitched with the strength of 10 Hollowed Ones

• Art Type: Cartoonic Drawing – goofy, gory, and gym-ready

• Design Size: 6.24in (W) x 8.5in (H)

• Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex

⚡ WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS

• Spotter Repellent: They’ll abandon you (just like your EX).

• Conversation Starter: “Is that zombie doing deadlifts?” → “He’s dead and still lifting. No excuses..”

• Durability: Survives your workout, your breakup, and possibly the apocalypse

☠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE

• Unwanted Gym Attention (“Bro, is that a zombie… mirin?”)

• Judgmental Stares from Cardio Bunnies (You know who you are)

• Random “ARRGH” Grunts (Even from people not even lifting)

📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED

• 1x Zombie Deadlift Embroidery Hoodie (fully loaded with zero reps left)

• 1x Buff Zombie Energy (non-transferable)

• 3x Hollowed Ones’ Eye Rolls (“Not another gym bro hoodie…”)

🎯 Hurry Up

Buy it before your gains rot. Or before the Duke raises gym taxes again.