Zombie Deadlift Embroidery Sweatshirt

💀 Zombie Deadlift Embroidery Sweatshirt

“Lifting spirits… and barbells. Mostly barbells..”

💪 WHY THIS HOODIE IS UNDEADLY COMFY

1. Material: 100% Cotton French Terry – soft enough to calm a restless corpse (Grindkin tested).

2. Fabric Weight: 425 GSM – heavy like your squat dreams and Duke’s ego.

3. No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes – oulasts your gym membership.

4. Preshrunk: Max 3% shrinkage – Digi-Gourd cast a spell on it.

5. Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade (unlike your gym motivation after week 2).

6. Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. The Hollowed Ones hate tumble noise.

7. Fit Style: Semi-Oversized – for deadlifters, binge lifters, and snack hoarders.

🎨 DESIGN SPECS

• Pattern: Embroidery – stitched tighter than Webkin’s last mental breakdown

• Art Type: Cartoon Drawing – funny, spooky, and gains-approved

• Design Size: 6.24in (W) x 8.5in (H)

• Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex

⚡ WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS

• Gym Clout: Because lifting is 30% form, 70% fashion

• Conversation Starter: “Is that zombie doing deadlifts?” → “He’s dead and still lifting. No excuses.”

• Durability: Survives your workout, your breakup, and possibly the apocalypse

☠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE

• Unwanted Gym Attention (“Bro, is that a zombie… mirin?”)

• Judgmental Stares from Cardio Bunnies (and slight hissing)

• Random ‘ARRGH’ Grunts (often from people not even lifting)

📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED

• 1x Zombie Deadlift Embroidery Sweatshirt (Duke-certified undead apparel)

• 1x Gym Buff Spell from Grindkin (results not guaranteed)

• 3x Hollowed Ones’ Complaints (“He’s lifting wrong AND decomposing.”)

🎯 Hurry Up

Join the ranks of the Rotlings who lift heavy, die ugly, and look cursed doing it.
Duke tax not included. Yet.