Name: I'm So Eggcited Embroidery Sweatshirt (Shell Yeah)
SKU: 783
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I’m So Eggcited Embroidery Sweatshirt (Shell Yeah)

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Funny embroidered sweatshirt with a cute, happy raw egg yolk. Soft, thick, and full of chaotic brunch energy for food lovers, positive vibe seekers, and serotonin scramblers.
Be the egg. Feel the egg. Wear the egg.

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🥚 I’m So Eggcited Embroidery Hoodie (Shell Yeah)

“Cracked but thriving.”.

🔥 WHY THIS SWEATSHIRT IS EGGSTRAORDINARY

Material: 100% Cotton French Terry — fluffier than whipped egg whites.
Fabric Weight: 425 GSM — heavy like your love for breakfast and emotional baggage
No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes — even after sticky syrup incidents.
Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage — Digi-Gourd’s used the spell of chill.
Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade — unlike your willpower near brunch buffets.
Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Do not fry.
Fit Style: Semi-Oversize — for max comfort during anxiety naps, brunch bombs, and couch spirals.

🎨 DESIGN SPECS

Pattern: Embroidery — stitched tighter than your calendar on Mondays.
Art Type: 2D Cartoon Drawing — scientifically designed to melt stress and toast bread.
Design Size: 8.02in (W) x 7.3in (H)
Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex

⚡ WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS

Mood Booster: Fake it till you bake it
Social Energy Buffer: “You look so happy!” → “Thanks, it’s the egg.”
Breakfast Manifesto: Because life is hard, but brunch can still slap.

⚠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE

Feelings of joy that you cannot explain
Spontaneous dancing in the kitchen at 8am
Uncontrollable urge to giggle at egg puns

📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED

1x I’m So Eggcited Embroidery Sweatshirt (Official Moldy Mike Breakfast Wear).
6x Crumbs from snacks you forgot you ate.
3x Hollowed Ones’ complaints “Why can’t we be like him”.

🧼 PUMPKINGDOM LAUNDRY LAWS (BY DECREE OF STITCHKIN)

Embroidered Apparel Care – Or Else:

Washing: Hand-wash cold (inside-out), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
- "Grindkin cries when you use hot water."
Stains: If colors bleed, rinse in lukewarm → cold water repeatedly.
- "Digi-Gourd suggests sacrificing a sock to the laundry gods."
Bleach: AVOID chlorine like Pumpkin Dule avoids cardio.
Drying:
- Tumble dry cool or air dry ("Sunlight fades designs faster than P.R. Rind’s patience").
- Never let wet hoodies pile up ("Moldy Mike will claim them").
Ironing: Inside-out, between cloth layers. NO STEAM – "Embroidery isn’t a sauna."
Dry Cleaning: Allowed, but "the Hollowed Ones judge silently."