Name: I'm So Eggcited Embroidery Hoodie (Shell Yeah)
SKU: 748
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I’m So Eggcited Embroidery Hoodie (Shell Yeah)

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Funny embroidered hoodie featuring a happy raw egg yolk with a smiley face. Soft, cozy, and full of meme-positive energy for foodies, brunch goblins, and serotonin chasers.
Don’t just crack under pressure — crack with joy.

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🥚 I’m So Eggcited Embroidery Hoodie (Shell Yeah)

“Cracked but thriving.”.

🔥 WHY THIS HOODIE IS PANICALLY COMFY

Material: 100% Cotton French Terry — Brushed smoother than a non-stick pan.
Fabric Weight: 425 GSM — thick enough to scramble your self-doubt
No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes — even post-brunch nap cycles.
Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage — Digi-Gourd’s yolk magic.
Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade — unlike your optimism.
Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. even under harsh fridge lighting.
Fit Style: Semi-Oversize — for lounging, brunching, or full emotional omelettes.

🎨 DESIGN SPECS

Pattern: Embroidery — Every stitch laid by Stitchkin after his breakfast break
Art Type: 2D Cartoon Drawing — cute enough to legally count as emotional support.
Design Size: 8.02in (W) x 7.3in (H)
Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex

⚡ WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS

Vitamin D(uke): This egg is your daily dose of sunbeam vibes and meme nutrients.
Outfit Mood Booster: Scientifically proven (by no one) to improve breakfast and mental health.
Conversation Scrambler: “Is that a happy egg?” Yes. Yes it is.

⚠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE

Random strangers yelling “EGG” with joy
Increased brunch invitations
Being mistaken for someone who has their life together (eggcellent deception)

📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED

1x I’m So Eggcited Embroidery Hoodie (pre-seasoned with good vibes only).
1x Emotional reset kit.
3x Hollowed Ones’ complaints “This is why we can’t have nice diners”.

🧼 PUMPKINGDOM LAUNDRY LAWS (BY DECREE OF STITCHKIN)

Embroidered Apparel Care – Or Else:

Washing: Hand-wash cold (inside-out), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
- "Grindkin cries when you use hot water."
Stains: If colors bleed, rinse in lukewarm → cold water repeatedly.
- "Digi-Gourd suggests sacrificing a sock to the laundry gods."
Bleach: AVOID chlorine like Pumpkin Dule avoids cardio.
Drying:
- Tumble dry cool or air dry ("Sunlight fades designs faster than P.R. Rind’s patience").
- Never let wet hoodies pile up ("Moldy Mike will claim them").
Ironing: Inside-out, between cloth layers. NO STEAM – "Embroidery isn’t a sauna."
Dry Cleaning: Allowed, but "the Hollowed Ones judge silently."