👻 Happy Queen Boo Embroidery Hoodie
“She saw him. She smiled. She already picked the wedding pumpkin.”
💖 WHY THIS HOODIE FEELS LIKE BEING LOVED PROPERLY
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Material: 100% Cotton French Terry — softer than her voice when she says “it’s nothing” (it’s everything).
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Fabric Weight: 425 GSM — heavy like her expectations and that emotional labor she’s carrying.
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No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes — unlike your last talking stage.
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Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage — Digi-Gourd’s “No Ghosting Allowed” enchantment.
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Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade — even if your ex comes back.
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Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Light a candle. Romanticize your life.
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Fit Style: Semi-Oversize — built for soft girls, hard feels, and big cups of seasonal overthinking.
🎨 DESIGN SPECS
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Pattern: Embroidery — stitched tighter than the way she holds her iced coffee and boundaries.
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Art Type: 2D Cute Cartoonic Drawing — peak “I’m healing, and hot” energy.
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Design Size: 6.73in (W) x 8in (H)
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Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex
⚡ WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS
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It’s Giving: Warm coffee. Warm smile. Warm hoodie. No red flags.
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Emotional Armor: Perfect for autumn, heartbreak recovery, and pumpkin patch power moves.
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He’ll See You & Malfunction: The reason King Boo can’t float straight.
⚠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE
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Being mistaken for someone who drinks hot lattes and journals her dreams
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Multiple “Queen 👑” comments under your selfies
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Receiving texts that say “You looked really happy today…”
📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED
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1x Happy Queen Boo Embroidery Hoodie (certified cozy & unbothered).
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1x Spirit of Pumpkin Positivity
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3x Hollowed Ones’ complaints “She is different”.
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