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Gym Rat V2 Embroidery Hoodie (Demon Salyer)

75.00 $

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A jacked mouse with demon-slaying drip. Thick as your whey scoop, soft as your excuses. Embroidered for the swole, built for the weebs.

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🐭 Gym Rat V2 Embroidery Hoodie (Demon Slayer Embroidery Hoodie)

He skips leg day. And sunlight.”


💪🏻 Why This Hoodie Is Upper-Rank Swole

  1. Material: 100% Cotton French Terry – so soft it makes your protein shake cry

  2. Fabric Weight: 425 GSM – thick as your gym crush’s ego

  3. No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes, unlike your pre-workout tolerance

  4. Preshrunk: Max shrinkage 3% — (“those are your actual gains bro” said the Duke)

  5. Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade, unlike YOUR will to do cardio

  6. Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Avoid direct sunlight (like upper moons)

  7. Fit Style: Semi-Oversized – big enough for your bulk phase


🎨 Design Specs

  • Pattern: Embroidery – detailed enough to make your gym buddy cry “natty or not?”

  • Art Type: 2D Anime Cartoon –  but creatine-soaked

  • Design Size: 5.23in (W) x 8.02in (H)

  • Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex


💪 Why You Actually Need This

  • Conversation Starter: “Is that a demon-slaying mouse flexing?” Yes. Yes it is.

  • No Leg Day Judgment: Hoodie hides chicken legs. You’re welcome.

  • Bulk-Approved Comfort: Comfy enough to nap between sets (tested by Webkin)


⚠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE

  • Being called out by gym bros for natty test

  • Coaches asking if you “train delts with the upper moons”

  • Random strangers challenging you to arm-wrestle


📦 What’s Included

  • 1x Gym Rat V2 Embroidery Hoodie (with hidden demonic rage & creatine crumbs)

  • 1x +15% Gym Confidence boost (guaranteed placebo)

  • 3x Hollowed Ones’ shoutings “SKIP CARDIO, PRAISE THE RAT!”


Embroidered Apparel Care – Or Else:

  • Washing: Hand-wash cold (inside-out), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
    • "Grindkin cries when you use hot water."
  • Stains: If colors bleed, rinse in lukewarm → cold water repeatedly.
    • "Digi-Gourd suggests sacrificing a sock to the laundry gods."
  • Bleach: AVOID chlorine like Pumpkin Dule avoids cardio.
  • Drying:
    • Tumble dry cool or air dry ("Sunlight fades designs faster than P.R. Rind’s patience").
    • Never let wet hoodies pile up ("Moldy Mike will claim them").
  • Ironing: Inside-out, between cloth layers. NO STEAM – "Embroidery isn’t a sauna."
  • Dry Cleaning: Allowed, but "the Hollowed Ones judge silently."

Final Warning:
"Violators will be mocked in the Pumpkingdom newsletter."

Garment Color: Black

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