Name: Everything Is Fine Cat Embroidery T-Shirt (Pawnic Attack)
SKU: 260
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Everything Is Fine Cat Embroidery T-Shirt (Pawnic Attack)

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Funny embroidered T-shirt with a panicked cat pretending everything’s fine. Lightweight, soft, and perfectly made for anxious cuties pretending to have it together.
Show your chaos. Embrace the fluff. And let people know: yes, you’re spiraling — but you’re spiraling in style

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🐾 Everything Is Fine Cat Embroidery T-Shirt (Pawnic Attack)

“Silently panicking in soft cotton.”.

🔥 WHY THIS HOODIE IS PURR-FECTLY COMFY

Material: 85% Cotton, 15% Polyester double knit — soft enough to cancel out one (1) intrusive thought
Fabric Weight: 425 GSM — light, but still strong enough to handle an identity crisis.
No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes — like your ability to repress emotions.
Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage — blessed by Digi-Gourd during mental breakdown..
Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade — even if you do (unlike your problems).
Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Sigh loudly while folding.
Fit Style: Semi-Oversize — made for meltdown mobility and mid-day naps.

🎨 DESIGN SPECS

Pattern: Embroidery — tighter than your chest after checking your bank account.
Art Type: Cartoon Drawing — painfully cute, alarmingly stressed.
Design Size: 5.7in (W) x 8.5in (H)
Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex

⚡ WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS

Emotional Armor: Absorbs stress. Or amplifies it. Depends on the day.
Conversation Starter: “You good?” → “Everything is fine” (nervous twitch).
Cute Enough to Distract: From the emotional hurricane inside.

⚠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE

Strangers offering you support
Cats judging you for being too anxious, even for a cat
Grindkin invoicing you for “workplace emotional damage”

📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED

1x Everything Is Fine Cat Embroidery T-shirt (official stresscore merch).
1x Permission to completely fall apart (cutely)
3x Hollowed Ones’ muttering “it’s all because of him”.

🧼 PUMPKINGDOM LAUNDRY LAWS (BY DECREE OF STITCHKIN)

Embroidered Apparel Care – Or Else:

Washing: Hand-wash cold (inside-out), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
- "Grindkin cries when you use hot water."
Stains: If colors bleed, rinse in lukewarm → cold water repeatedly.
- "Digi-Gourd suggests sacrificing a sock to the laundry gods."
Bleach: AVOID chlorine like Pumpkin Dule avoids cardio.
Drying:
- Tumble dry cool or air dry ("Sunlight fades designs faster than P.R. Rind’s patience").
- Never let wet hoodies pile up ("Moldy Mike will claim them").
Ironing: Inside-out, between cloth layers. NO STEAM – "Embroidery isn’t a sauna."
Dry Cleaning: Allowed, but "the Hollowed Ones judge silently."