Name: Cristiano Ronaldo V1 Embroidery T-Shirt (Siu Real)
SKU: 165
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Cristiano Ronaldo V1 Embroidery T-Shirt (Siu Real)

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Abstract embroidered T-shirt of Cristiano Ronaldo’s face. Light, breathable, and packed with GOAT memes, fan pride, and streetwear cool.
Score big. Flex quietly. Let the stitches do the talking.

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⚽ Cristiano Ronaldo V1 Embroidery T-Shirt (Siu Real)

“Subtle like a flex. Loud like a SIUUU”.

🔥 WHY THIS SWEATSHIRT IS BUILT DIFFERENT

Material: 85% Cotton, 15% Polyester Double Knit — smoother than freekick goals.
Fabric Weight: 425 GSM — lightweight but still holds championship energy.
No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes — just like the Messi debates at dinner.
Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage — checked twice by Digi-Gourd’s VAR system.
Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade — unlike your old “next season is ours” promises.
Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Moldy Mike denies refunds (he is a Messi Fan).
Fit Style: Semi-Oversize — like Basketball fans.

🎨 DESIGN SPECS

Pattern: Embroidery — cleaner than his Champions League stats.
Art Type: Abstract Drawing — football energy with modern art sauce.
Design Size: 4.21in (W) x 8in (H)
Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex

⚡ WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS

Problems-Ready Fit: Wear it when you watch a match.
Conversation Starter: “Is that Cristiano?” → “THE GOAT.”
Debate Ender: “Did not get a World Cup.” (Proceeds to punch him).

⚠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE

People yelling “Siuuu!” at you from across the street.
Random Messi fans challenging you to emotional combat.
A mysterious urge to play football. (You get to be a goalkeeper due to your lack of skills.)

📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED

1x Cristiano Ronaldo V1 Embroidery T-Shirt (official Pumpkin Duke fanwear).
3x Imaginary goals scored in your head.
3x Hollowed Ones’ complaints “Over rated bruh.”

🧼 PUMPKINGDOM LAUNDRY LAWS (BY DECREE OF STITCHKIN)

Embroidered Apparel Care – Or Else:

Washing: Hand-wash cold (inside-out), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
- "Grindkin cries when you use hot water."
Stains: If colors bleed, rinse in lukewarm → cold water repeatedly.
- "Digi-Gourd suggests sacrificing a sock to the laundry gods."
Bleach: AVOID chlorine like Pumpkin Dule avoids cardio.
Drying:
- Tumble dry cool or air dry ("Sunlight fades designs faster than P.R. Rind’s patience").
- Never let wet hoodies pile up ("Moldy Mike will claim them").
Ironing: Inside-out, between cloth layers. NO STEAM – "Embroidery isn’t a sauna."
Dry Cleaning: Allowed, but "the Hollowed Ones judge silently."