Catasaurus Embroidery Sweatshirt

🐾 Catasaurus Embroidery Sweatshirt

“Roars like a dino. Naps like a cat. Purr-fect chaos.”

🧵 WHY THIS SWEATSHIRT IS DINO-MITE

• Material: 100% Cotton French Terry – as soft as The Duke’s heart.

• Fabric Weight: 425 GSM – thick as your brain, cuddly as a fluffy cat.

• No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes – including the meteor that hit the dinosaurs.

• Preshrunk: Max 3% shrinkage – because evolution has limits.

• Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade – even under meteor showers.

• Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Do not scare real cats with dryer sounds.

• Fit Style: Semi-oversized – For maximum cat parkour mobility.

🎨 DESIGN SPECS

• Pattern: Embroidery – stitched with claws of precision by Stitchkin himself.

• Art Type: 2D Cartoon Drawing – because realism is for boring humans.

• Design Size: 9.96in (W) x 8.5in (H)

• Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex

🧠 WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS

• Dino-Drip: Upgrade from “crazy cat person” to “paleontological menace”

• Conversation Starter: “Is that… a CAT-Rex?” → “No, it’s advanced evolution.”

• Durability: Survives 8/9 cat lives.

☠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE

• Random strangers trying to pet your chest area

• Tiny humans calling you “Mr. Meow-Rawr”

• Dogs to flee in terror.

📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED

• 1x Catasaurus Embroidery Sweatshirt (pre-loaded with 9 lives and 1 extinction even)

• 6x Hollowed Ones Approval Letter (“It’s technically a lizard… but we allow it”)

• 3x Confused Paleontologists