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Cake It Easy Embroidery T-Shirt

45.00 $

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Funny embroidered T-shirt with a cake sunbathing in shades. Lightweight, soft fit with lazy, dessert-core energy baked right in. Perfect for loafers, snackers, and unbothered legends.
Join the soft resistance. Eat the cake. Wear the vibes.

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🎂 Cake It Easy Embroidery T-Shirt

 “Flaky on plans. Solid on Vibes”


🔥 WHY THIS Sweatshirt IS CAKEFULLY COMFY

  • Material: 85% Cotton, 15% Polyester Double Knit — smoother than cake cream.

  • Fabric Weight: 300 GSM — light, but still thick enough to block bad vibes.

  • No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes — even when worn for 6 days straight (no judgment).

  • Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage — pre-frosted by Digi-Gourd’s shrinkproof charm.

  • Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade — like your financial problems.

  • Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Moldy Mike hate refunds requests.

  • Fit Style: Semi-Oversize — built for loafer, and emotionally unavailable pastries.


🎨 DESIGN SPECS

  • Pattern: Embroidery — stitched with more care than your last relationship.

  • Art Type: 2D Cartoon Drawing — Stitchkin’s creativity after sugar rush.

  • Design Size: 6.39in (W) x 8in (H)

  • Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex


⚡ WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS

  • Vibe Upgrade: Transforms stress-eating into aesthetic self-care.

  • Conversation Starter: “You good?” → “I’m cake-pilling, thanks”.

  • Durability: Supports tough life decisions (calling sick for mental day care).


⚠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE

  • Strangers offering you birthday candles.

  • Increased desire to get into “idgaf” mood.

  • Being labeled as “the chill one” in the group chat (they’re not wrong).


📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED

  • 1x Cake It Easy Embroidery T-Shirt (the Moldy Mike official work uniform).

  • 2x Day pass to the land of  Doing Nothing.

  • 3x Hollowed Ones’ complaints “Why can’t we chill like him?”.


Embroidered Apparel Care – Or Else:

  • Washing: Hand-wash cold (inside-out), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
    • "Grindkin cries when you use hot water."
  • Stains: If colors bleed, rinse in lukewarm → cold water repeatedly.
    • "Digi-Gourd suggests sacrificing a sock to the laundry gods."
  • Bleach: AVOID chlorine like Pumpkin Dule avoids cardio.
  • Drying:
    • Tumble dry cool or air dry ("Sunlight fades designs faster than P.R. Rind’s patience").
    • Never let wet hoodies pile up ("Moldy Mike will claim them").
  • Ironing: Inside-out, between cloth layers. NO STEAM – "Embroidery isn’t a sauna."
  • Dry Cleaning: Allowed, but "the Hollowed Ones judge silently."

Final Warning:
"Violators will be mocked in the Pumpkingdom newsletter."

Garment Color: White

Black, Dark Navy Blue, Baby Blue, Gazelle Blood Red, Baby Pink, Beige, Light Green, White

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