🎂 Cake It Easy Embroidery T-Shirt
“Flaky on plans. Solid on Vibes”
🔥 WHY THIS Sweatshirt IS CAKEFULLY COMFY
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Material: 85% Cotton, 15% Polyester Double Knit — smoother than cake cream.
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Fabric Weight: 300 GSM — light, but still thick enough to block bad vibes.
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No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes — even when worn for 6 days straight (no judgment).
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Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage — pre-frosted by Digi-Gourd’s shrinkproof charm.
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Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade — like your financial problems.
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Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Moldy Mike hate refunds requests.
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Fit Style: Semi-Oversize — built for loafer, and emotionally unavailable pastries.
🎨 DESIGN SPECS
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Pattern: Embroidery — stitched with more care than your last relationship.
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Art Type: 2D Cartoon Drawing — Stitchkin’s creativity after sugar rush.
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Design Size: 6.39in (W) x 8in (H)
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Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex
⚡ WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS
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Vibe Upgrade: Transforms stress-eating into aesthetic self-care.
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Conversation Starter: “You good?” → “I’m cake-pilling, thanks”.
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Durability: Supports tough life decisions (calling sick for mental day care).
⚠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE
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Strangers offering you birthday candles.
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Increased desire to get into “idgaf” mood.
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Being labeled as “the chill one” in the group chat (they’re not wrong).
📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED
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1x Cake It Easy Embroidery T-Shirt (the Moldy Mike official work uniform).
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2x Day pass to the land of Doing Nothing.
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3x Hollowed Ones’ complaints “Why can’t we chill like him?”.
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