🎂 Cake It Easy Embroidery Hoodie
“Too sweet to stress. Too frosted to care.”
🔥 WHY THIS HOODIE IS CAKEFULLY COMFY
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Material: 100% Cotton French Terry — Brushed sweeter than buttercream
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Fabric Weight: 425 GSM — heavy like your existential dread and frosting guilt
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No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes — even after wrong life choices.
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Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage — baked to perfection by Digi-Gourd’s oven-mage
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Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade — unlike you plans to eat healthy
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Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Microwave NOT recommended.
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Fit Style: Semi-Oversize — perfect for snack hoarders
🎨 DESIGN SPECS
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Pattern: Embroidery — stitchkin did this before he craved sugar
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Art Type: 2D Cartoon Drawing — strong sugar energy
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Design Size: 6.39in (W) x 8in (H)
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Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex
⚡ WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS
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Moodwear: For when you’re tired of being productive and just want to be frosted.
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Relatable Content: Cake is chilling. Cake has boundaries. Cake is your new role model.
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Lounge Flex: Looks sweet on Zoom calls, snack runs, or life breakups.
⚠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE
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Increased urge to cancel plans and “accidentally” nap
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Random compliments from strangers like “Yo is that… a cackation??”
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Webkin invoicing you for “emotional frosting damage”
📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED
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1x Cake It Easy Embroidery Hoodie (certified chillwear by the Duke)
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1x Permission to ghost your goals for a day
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3x Hollowed Ones’ complaints “we want this inner peace”
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