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Avo-cat-o Embroidery Sweatshirt

60.00 $

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Cute meets chaos. This embroidered Avocato Sweatshirt is soft, heavy, and built to outlast nine cat lives — plus it looks dangerously adorable doing it.

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🥑 Avocato Embroidery Sweatshirt

“Half fruit, half feline. All cute. Zero regrets.”


🔥 Why This Sweatshirt Is Purr-fect Peel

  1. Material: 100% Cotton French Terry – Soft like a kitten’s belly.

  2. Fabric Weight: 425 GSM – Heavy enough to survive cat claws.

  3. No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes – Still looks fresh after 9 cat lives.

  4. Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage – Digi-Gourd made sure your size stays loyal.

  5. Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade – Unlike your cat the moment you open the door.

  6. Care: Machine Wash Cold. Air Dry. – No furballs, no fuss.

  7. Fit Style: Semi-Oversize – The perfect size to curl up like a loaf of bread.


🎨 Design Specs

  1. Pattern: Embroidery – Stitched with unholy precision by Stitchkin.

  2. Art Type: 2D Cartoon – Simple, clean, and made to be stared at.

  3. Design Size: 7.5in (W) x 8.5in (H)

  4. Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex


⚡ Why You Actually Need This

  • Meme Energy: It’s a cat and an avocado. The internet already approves.

  • Conversation Starter: “Is that a cat-ocado?” “No, it’s a lifestyle.”

  • Durability: Survives 8/9 cat lives.


☠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE

  • Random “aww” attacks from strangers.

  • Cat side-eyes for being cuter than them.

  • Feeling too adorable to function.


📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED

  • 1x Avocato Embroidery Sweatshirt (freshly picked with embroidered love)

  • 1x Imaginary Cat Seed Protector

  • 3x Hollowed Ones’ complaints: “Is that even… a word?.”


Embroidered Apparel Care – Or Else:

  • Washing: Hand-wash cold (inside-out), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
    • "Grindkin cries when you use hot water."
  • Stains: If colors bleed, rinse in lukewarm → cold water repeatedly.
    • "Digi-Gourd suggests sacrificing a sock to the laundry gods."
  • Bleach: AVOID chlorine like Pumpkin Dule avoids cardio.
  • Drying:
    • Tumble dry cool or air dry ("Sunlight fades designs faster than P.R. Rind’s patience").
    • Never let wet hoodies pile up ("Moldy Mike will claim them").
  • Ironing: Inside-out, between cloth layers. NO STEAM – "Embroidery isn’t a sauna."
  • Dry Cleaning: Allowed, but "the Hollowed Ones judge silently."

Final Warning:
"Violators will be mocked in the Pumpkingdom newsletter."

Garment Color: Light Green

Black, Dark Navy Blue, Baby Blue, Gazelle Blood Red, Baby Pink, Beige, Light Green, White

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