🥑 Avocato Embroidery Sweatshirt
“Half fruit, half feline. All cute. Zero regrets.”
🔥 Why This Sweatshirt Is Purr-fect Peel
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Material: 100% Cotton French Terry – Soft like a kitten’s belly.
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Fabric Weight: 425 GSM – Heavy enough to survive cat claws.
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No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes – Still looks fresh after 9 cat lives.
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Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage – Digi-Gourd made sure your size stays loyal.
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Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade – Unlike your cat the moment you open the door.
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Care: Machine Wash Cold. Air Dry. – No furballs, no fuss.
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Fit Style: Semi-Oversize – The perfect size to curl up like a loaf of bread.
🎨 Design Specs
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Pattern: Embroidery – Stitched with unholy precision by Stitchkin.
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Art Type: 2D Cartoon – Simple, clean, and made to be stared at.
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Design Size: 7.5in (W) x 8.5in (H)
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Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex
⚡ Why You Actually Need This
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Meme Energy: It’s a cat and an avocado. The internet already approves.
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Conversation Starter: “Is that a cat-ocado?” “No, it’s a lifestyle.”
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Durability: Survives 8/9 cat lives.
☠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE
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Random “aww” attacks from strangers.
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Cat side-eyes for being cuter than them.
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Feeling too adorable to function.
📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED
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1x Avocato Embroidery Sweatshirt (freshly picked with embroidered love)
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1x Imaginary Cat Seed Protector
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3x Hollowed Ones’ complaints: “Is that even… a word?.”
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