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Avo-cat-o Embroidery Hoodie

70.00 $

XXL XL L M S XL

A hoodie featuring a cat that looks like an avocado. Yes, it’s holding its own seed. No, we don’t have therapy for that.

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🥑 Avocato Embroidery Hoodie

“Half cat. Half avocado. Full emotional support fruit.”


🐾 WHY THIS HOODIE IS THE CAT’S PEEL

  1. Material: 100% Cotton French Terry – Brushed softer than a kitten’s belly.

  2. Fabric Weight: 425 GSM – thicker than your cat’s attitude at 3am.

  3. No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes – Outlasting your 9th life.

  4. Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage – Digi-Gourd swears it’s cat magic.

  5. Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade – like your love for cats.

  6. Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Because even cats hate wet fur.

  7. Fit Style: Semi-Oversized – purrfect for loafing, scrolling, and ignoring everyone.


🎨 DESIGN SPECS

  • Pattern: Embroidery – stitched tighter than a kitten clinging to your leg.

  • Art Type: 2D Cartoon Drawing – so cute it might legally count as emotional support.

  • Design Size: 7.5in (W) x 8.5in (H)

  • Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex


⚡ WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS

  • Cat-titude Booster: Feels like a headbutt from your favorite furry dictator.

  • Fruit Status: Premium: No mush. All meow.

  • Meme Flex: Somewhere between “kawaii” and “chaotic.”


☠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE

  • Random purring from strangers.

  • People trying to boop your hoodie.

  • Your actual cat getting jealous.


📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED

  • 1x Avocato Embroidery Hoodie – embroidered with 8/9 lives’ worth of love

  • 1x Instant “awww” effect – works 4 out of 5 times, guaranteed by Stitchkin

  • 3x Hollowed Ones’ complaints (“fruit rights”)


Embroidered Apparel Care – Or Else:

  • Washing: Hand-wash cold (inside-out), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
    • "Grindkin cries when you use hot water."
  • Stains: If colors bleed, rinse in lukewarm → cold water repeatedly.
    • "Digi-Gourd suggests sacrificing a sock to the laundry gods."
  • Bleach: AVOID chlorine like Pumpkin Dule avoids cardio.
  • Drying:
    • Tumble dry cool or air dry ("Sunlight fades designs faster than P.R. Rind’s patience").
    • Never let wet hoodies pile up ("Moldy Mike will claim them").
  • Ironing: Inside-out, between cloth layers. NO STEAM – "Embroidery isn’t a sauna."
  • Dry Cleaning: Allowed, but "the Hollowed Ones judge silently."

Final Warning:
"Violators will be mocked in the Pumpkingdom newsletter."

Garment Color: White

Black, Dark Navy Blue, Baby Blue, Gazelle Blood Red, Baby Pink, Beige, Light Green, White

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