👻🍼 King Boo Junior Embroidery Sweatshirt
“No hands. No worries. Just pure ghost baby chaos.”
💖 WHY THIS SWEATSHIRT IS GHOSTED
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Material: 100% Cotton French Terry — softer than the apology text you wish you got.
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Fabric Weight: 500 GSM — heavy like the emotional damage from his tiny smile.
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No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes — more loyal than your EX.
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Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage — Digi-Gourd’s pumpkin insurance.
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Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade — unlike your crush’s attention span.
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Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Whisper “boo” for bonus fluff.
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Fit Style: Semi-Oversize — max lounging, soft crying, and emotional bonding.
🎨 DESIGN SPECS
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Pattern: Embroidery — tighter than your last situationship and 100% healthier.
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Art Type: 2D Cute Cartoonic Drawing — clinically proven to reduce adult stress and raise serotonin
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Design Size: 5.85in (W) x 7.02in (H)
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Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex
⚡ WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS
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Joy Radiator: Unlike your office group chat.
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Conversation Starter: “Aww!” → “He is noisier than you think.”
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Perfect For: Therapy sessions (with yourself).
⚠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE
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Sudden maternal/paternal instincts
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Sudden urge to surrender your snacks.
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Random “Can I hug your hoodie?” moments
📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED
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1x King Boo Junior Embroidery Sweatshirt (100% certified cute chaos).
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3x Bonus giggles from people who pretend they don’t like cute things
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3x Hollowed Ones’ complaints “Cute things are a distraction”.
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