👻 King Boo Surprised Embroidery Hoodie
“He saw her. Dropped his pumpkin. Forgot how to float.”
💖 WHY THIS SWEATSHIRT IS A LOVE LANGUAGE
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Material: 100% Cotton French Terry — softer than your “we’re just friends” lie.
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Fabric Weight: 425 GSM — heavy like your unread texts.
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No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes — like standing his grounds infront of queen boo.
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Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage — Digi-Gourd’s love magic.
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Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade — unlike your Ex’s love.
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Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Cry in between cycles.
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Fit Style: Semi-Oversize — for emotional comfort and suspiciously long hugs.
🎨 DESIGN SPECS
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Pattern: Embroidery — stitched tighter than your grip on someone who said “we’ll see.”
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Art Type: 2D Cute Cartoonic Drawing — ghostified.
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Design Size: 8.84in (W) x 9.02in (H)
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Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex
⚡ WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS
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It’s Him: That’s not just a ghost. That’s you when she calls you “dude.”
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Emotional Support Pumpkin Included: He’s holding it so you don’t have to.
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Highly Giftable: Perfect for anyone who’s 1 more “heyyy” away from catching feelings again.
⚠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE
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Instant “who hurt you?” questions
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Looking at your phone like King Boo looks at Queen Boo
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Uncontrollable love attacks by your queen boo.
📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED
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1x King Boo Surprised Embroidery Sweatshirt (Cuteness legally weaponized).
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1x Fall-In-Love Starter Pack (coffee + pumpkin + emotional panic)
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3x Hollowed Ones’ complaints “We died for this?”.
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