Cristiano Ronaldo V1 Embroidery Sweatshirt (Siu Real)

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Abstract embroidered sweatshirt featuring Cristiano Ronaldo’s face. Heavy, comfy, and made for football fans, meme lords, and goat believers.
Wear the greatness. Drip like a champion. Siu at will.

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⚽ Cristiano Ronaldo V1 Embroidery Sweatshirt (Siu Real)

“Wears like a win. Feels like a goal.”.

🔥 WHY THIS SWEATSHIRT IS BUILT DIFFERENT

Material: 100% Cotton French Terry — softer than Ronaldo’s stepovers in slow motion.
Fabric Weight: 425 GSM — heavy enough to block haters and hold your confidence.
No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes — like his 47th comeback.
Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage — Duke used VAR and still gave it a thumbs up.
Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade — like your loyalty for the GOAT.
Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Avoid Al Nassr fans.
Fit Style: Semi-Oversize — Like Messi’s fanbase.

🎨 DESIGN SPECS

Pattern: Embroidery — stitched more carefully than a World Cup lineup.
Art Type: Abstract Drawing — Messi fans will become CR7 fans.
Design Size: 4.21in (W) x 8in (H)
Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex

⚡ WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS

GOAT Energy, Embroidered: It’s like a trophy cabinet, but wearable.
Hater-Resistant: Works as emotional armor against “Messi clear” comments.
Debate Ender: “Messi is better.” (Proceeds to punch him).

⚠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE

Random “Siuuuu!” echoes across public transport.
Your Friend asking why it doesn’t look like Ronaldo (Messi fan detected).
Inter Milan fan joining the chat without invitation.

📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED

1x Cristiano Ronaldo V1 Embroidery Sweatshirt (official Pumpkin Duke fanwear).
3x Unwanted football debates with strangers
3x Hollowed Ones’ complaints “Where is his World Cup?”

🧼 PUMPKINGDOM LAUNDRY LAWS (BY DECREE OF STITCHKIN)

Embroidered Apparel Care – Or Else:

Washing: Hand-wash cold (inside-out), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
- "Grindkin cries when you use hot water."
Stains: If colors bleed, rinse in lukewarm → cold water repeatedly.
- "Digi-Gourd suggests sacrificing a sock to the laundry gods."
Bleach: AVOID chlorine like Pumpkin Dule avoids cardio.
Drying:
- Tumble dry cool or air dry ("Sunlight fades designs faster than P.R. Rind’s patience").
- Never let wet hoodies pile up ("Moldy Mike will claim them").
Ironing: Inside-out, between cloth layers. NO STEAM – "Embroidery isn’t a sauna."
Dry Cleaning: Allowed, but "the Hollowed Ones judge silently."