Cristiano Ronaldo V1 Embroidery Hoodie (Siu Real)

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Abstract embroidered hoodie of Cristiano Ronaldo’s face. Premium fabric, cool design, and meme-fueled GOAT energy for football fans and sideline philosophers.
Wear the greatness. Be the argument. Start the match.

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⚽ Cristiano Ronaldo V1 Embroidery Hoodie (Siu Real)

“Built different. Stitched cooler”.

🔥 WHY THIS HOODIE IS GOAT-TIER COMFY

Material: 100% Cotton French Terry — soft enough to bench Messi fans’ opinions.
Fabric Weight: 425 GSM — heavy like his trophy shelf and fanbase arguments.
No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes — just like his hair in a thunderstorm.
Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage — Duke summoned VAR for exact measurements.
Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade — Unlike your hope for Man United’s comeback.
Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Whisper “Siuuuu” at spin cycle.
Fit Style: Semi-Oversize — like your post-match ego.

🎨 DESIGN SPECS

Pattern: Embroidery — stitched tighter than El Clasico defense.
Art Type: Abstract Drawing — haunts Messi fans.
Design Size: 4.21in (W) x 8in (H)
Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex

⚡ WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS

Style = GOAT certified: He doesn’t just score goals — he is the aesthetic.
Durability: Survives knee slides and existential crises.
Debate Starter: “Messi is better.” (Proceeds to punch him)

⚠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE

Random “SIUUU” chants from across the street.
That one guy yelling, “Check the stats, bro!”.
Messi fans to side-eye you aggressively

📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED

1x Cristiano Ronaldo V1 Embroidery Hoodie (official Pumpkin Duke fanwear).
1x Ego boost the size of Portugal.
3x Hollowed Ones’ complaints “it’s just football”.

🧼 PUMPKINGDOM LAUNDRY LAWS (BY DECREE OF STITCHKIN)

Embroidered Apparel Care – Or Else:

Washing: Hand-wash cold (inside-out), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
- "Grindkin cries when you use hot water."
Stains: If colors bleed, rinse in lukewarm → cold water repeatedly.
- "Digi-Gourd suggests sacrificing a sock to the laundry gods."
Bleach: AVOID chlorine like Pumpkin Dule avoids cardio.
Drying:
- Tumble dry cool or air dry ("Sunlight fades designs faster than P.R. Rind’s patience").
- Never let wet hoodies pile up ("Moldy Mike will claim them").
Ironing: Inside-out, between cloth layers. NO STEAM – "Embroidery isn’t a sauna."
Dry Cleaning: Allowed, but "the Hollowed Ones judge silently."