Everything Is Fine Cat Embroidery Sweatshirt (Pawnic Attack)

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Garment Color: Baby Pink

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Funny embroidered sweatshirt featuring a panicked cat pretending everything’s fine. Soft, thick, and designed for cute overthinkers, stress sleepers, and people hanging on by a thread.
Skip the meltdown. Wear it out. Let the world know: this cat is barely holding it together… just like you.

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🐾 Everything Is Fine Cat Embroidery Sweatshirt (Pawnic Attack)

“Silently panicking in soft cotton.”.

🔥 WHY THIS HOODIE IS THERAPY-ADJACENT

Material: 100% Cotton French Terry — soft like a hug from your loved ones.
Fabric Weight: 425 GSM — Heavy enough to suppress anxiety, light enough to flee problems
No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes — even if washed in tears.
Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage — Digi-Gourd’s dark magic.
Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade — even when your sanity does.
Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Avoid eye contact with responsibilities.
Fit Style: Semi-Oversize — made for hiding from humans and deadlines.

🎨 DESIGN SPECS

Pattern: Embroidery — stitched by Grindkin with trembling hands and emotional trauma.
Art Type: Cartoon Drawing — painfully cute, deeply unstable.
Design Size: 5.7in (W) x 8.5in (H)
Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex

⚡ WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS

Visual Therapy: Wearing this is cheaper than therapy (not better, but cheaper).
Group Chat Energy: “Hey bestie, how are you?” → Sends a photo of this sweatshirt
Durability: Survives Monday meltdowns and Pumpkin Duke’s emotional labor taxes

⚠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE

Uncontrollable caffeine cravings.
Recognition by other burnt-out cuties.
Sudden cat-like squeaking when asked “How’s work?”.

📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED

1x Everything Is Fine Cat Embroidery Sweatshirt (Prestained with regret).
1x Ghost of all your ignored responsibilities.
3x Hollowed Ones’ complaints “We need a break”.

🧼 PUMPKINGDOM LAUNDRY LAWS (BY DECREE OF STITCHKIN)

Embroidered Apparel Care – Or Else:

Washing: Hand-wash cold (inside-out), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
- "Grindkin cries when you use hot water."
Stains: If colors bleed, rinse in lukewarm → cold water repeatedly.
- "Digi-Gourd suggests sacrificing a sock to the laundry gods."
Bleach: AVOID chlorine like Pumpkin Dule avoids cardio.
Drying:
- Tumble dry cool or air dry ("Sunlight fades designs faster than P.R. Rind’s patience").
- Never let wet hoodies pile up ("Moldy Mike will claim them").
Ironing: Inside-out, between cloth layers. NO STEAM – "Embroidery isn’t a sauna."
Dry Cleaning: Allowed, but "the Hollowed Ones judge silently."