Cake It Easy Embroidery Sweatshirt

60.00 $

Garment Color: Baby Pink

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Funny embroidered sweatshirt featuring a cake laying on the beach in sunglasses. Thick, soft, and spiritually aligned with Gen Z memes and full-snooze fashion.
Get frosted. Get comfy. Let the world melt while you chill.

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🎂 Cake It Easy Embroidery Sweatshirt

“Serving Looks. Ignoring emails”

🔥 WHY THIS Sweatshirt IS CAKEFULLY COMFY

Material: 100% Cotton French Terry — as soft as cake on a bad day.
Fabric Weight: 425 GSM — thick enough to block negativity and light breezes.
No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes — like your ability to avoid responsibility.
Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage — Digi-Gourd’s sugar magic was used.
Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade — unlike your New Year’s diet plans.
Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Heat melts the cake.
Fit Style: Semi-Oversize — for max comfort, snack stacking, and soft quitting vibes.

🎨 DESIGN SPECS

Pattern: Embroidery — stitched tighter than your weekend plans.
Art Type: 2D Cartoon Drawing — Stitchkin’s creativity after sugar rush.
Design Size: 6.39in (W) x 8in (H)
Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex

⚡ WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS

Vibe Magnet: It’s a walking mood board. The cake is chilling. So should you.
No Effort Drip: Looks cute. Feels comfy. Requires zero ambition.
Community Approved: No thoughts. Just chilling.

⚠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE

Random urges to lie down for “just five hours”.
Being mistaken for someone who has it together. (while doing absolutely nothing)
Cake cravings during unrelated tasks.

📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED

1x Cake It Easy Embroidery Sweatshirt (certified chillwear by the Duke).
6x Passive-aggressive stares from people doing too much.
3x Hollowed Ones’ complaints “This is why we can’t have nice bake sales.”.

🧼 PUMPKINGDOM LAUNDRY LAWS (BY DECREE OF STITCHKIN)

Embroidered Apparel Care – Or Else:

Washing: Hand-wash cold (inside-out), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
- "Grindkin cries when you use hot water."
Stains: If colors bleed, rinse in lukewarm → cold water repeatedly.
- "Digi-Gourd suggests sacrificing a sock to the laundry gods."
Bleach: AVOID chlorine like Pumpkin Dule avoids cardio.
Drying:
- Tumble dry cool or air dry ("Sunlight fades designs faster than P.R. Rind’s patience").
- Never let wet hoodies pile up ("Moldy Mike will claim them").
Ironing: Inside-out, between cloth layers. NO STEAM – "Embroidery isn’t a sauna."
Dry Cleaning: Allowed, but "the Hollowed Ones judge silently."