Cake It Easy Embroidery Hoodie

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Funny embroidered hoodie featuring a cake sunbathing in shades. Heavyweight, ultra-soft, and spiritually aligned with Gen Z meme energy and dessert-core lounging.
Put on your dessert armor. Embrace lazy legend status. Let the frosting flow.

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🎂 Cake It Easy Embroidery Hoodie

“Too sweet to stress. Too frosted to care.”

🔥 WHY THIS HOODIE IS CAKEFULLY COMFY

Material: 100% Cotton French Terry — Brushed sweeter than buttercream
Fabric Weight: 425 GSM — heavy like your existential dread and frosting guilt
No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes — even after wrong life choices.
Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage — baked to perfection by Digi-Gourd’s oven-mage
Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade — unlike you plans to eat healthy
Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Microwave NOT recommended.
Fit Style: Semi-Oversize — perfect for snack hoarders

🎨 DESIGN SPECS

Pattern: Embroidery — stitchkin did this before he craved sugar
Art Type: 2D Cartoon Drawing — strong sugar energy
Design Size: 6.39in (W) x 8in (H)
Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex

⚡ WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS

Moodwear: For when you’re tired of being productive and just want to be frosted.
Relatable Content: Cake is chilling. Cake has boundaries. Cake is your new role model.
Lounge Flex: Looks sweet on Zoom calls, snack runs, or life breakups.

⚠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE

Increased urge to cancel plans and “accidentally” nap
Random compliments from strangers like “Yo is that… a cackation??”
Webkin invoicing you for “emotional frosting damage”

📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED

1x Cake It Easy Embroidery Hoodie (certified chillwear by the Duke)
1x Permission to ghost your goals for a day
3x Hollowed Ones’ complaints “we want this inner peace”

🧼 PUMPKINGDOM LAUNDRY LAWS (BY DECREE OF STITCHKIN)

Embroidered Apparel Care – Or Else:

Washing: Hand-wash cold (inside-out), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
- "Grindkin cries when you use hot water."
Stains: If colors bleed, rinse in lukewarm → cold water repeatedly.
- "Digi-Gourd suggests sacrificing a sock to the laundry gods."
Bleach: AVOID chlorine like Pumpkin Dule avoids cardio.
Drying:
- Tumble dry cool or air dry ("Sunlight fades designs faster than P.R. Rind’s patience").
- Never let wet hoodies pile up ("Moldy Mike will claim them").
Ironing: Inside-out, between cloth layers. NO STEAM – "Embroidery isn’t a sauna."
Dry Cleaning: Allowed, but "the Hollowed Ones judge silently."