Catasaurus Embroidery Sweatshirt

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A dangerously cute combo of cat and dino energy. Perfect for scaring zero people but attracting all the attention. Cozy, chaotic, and 100% roar-some.

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🐾 Catasaurus Embroidery Sweatshirt

“Roars like a dino. Naps like a cat. Purr-fect chaos.”

Material: 100% Cotton French Terry – as soft as The Duke’s heart.
Fabric Weight: 425 GSM – thick as your brain, cuddly as a fluffy cat.
No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes – including the meteor that hit the dinosaurs.
Preshrunk: Max 3% shrinkage – because evolution has limits.
Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade – even under meteor showers.
Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Do not scare real cats with dryer sounds.
Fit Style: Semi-oversized – For maximum cat parkour mobility.

Pattern: Embroidery – stitched with claws of precision by Stitchkin himself.
Art Type: 2D Cartoon Drawing – because realism is for boring humans.
Design Size: 9.96in (W) x 8.5in (H)
Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex

Dino-Drip: Upgrade from “crazy cat person” to “paleontological menace”
Conversation Starter: “Is that… a CAT-Rex?” → “No, it’s advanced evolution.”
Durability: Survives 8/9 cat lives.

1x Catasaurus Embroidery Sweatshirt (pre-loaded with 9 lives and 1 extinction even)
6x Hollowed Ones Approval Letter (“It’s technically a lizard… but we allow it”)
3x Confused Paleontologists

Embroidered Apparel Care – Or Else:

Washing: Hand-wash cold (inside-out), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
- "Grindkin cries when you use hot water."
Stains: If colors bleed, rinse in lukewarm → cold water repeatedly.
- "Digi-Gourd suggests sacrificing a sock to the laundry gods."
Bleach: AVOID chlorine like Pumpkin Dule avoids cardio.
Drying:
- Tumble dry cool or air dry ("Sunlight fades designs faster than P.R. Rind’s patience").
- Never let wet hoodies pile up ("Moldy Mike will claim them").
Ironing: Inside-out, between cloth layers. NO STEAM – "Embroidery isn’t a sauna."
Dry Cleaning: Allowed, but "the Hollowed Ones judge silently."