Zombie Deadlift Embroidery T-Shirt

Garment Color: Baby Blue

Funny gym meme T-shirt with a zombie doing a deadlift. His bones are broken. His face is confused. Your gains are probably safe.

Guaranteed Safe Checkout

“Brains. Barbells. Bad form”

Material: 85% Cotton, 15% Polyester – double knit for double the durability (and double the grunts).
Fabric Weight: 300 GSM – lighter than a warm-up set, tougher than your spotter’s excuses.
No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes – tested by Stitchkin. Still wearable. Still weird.
Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage – Digi-Gourd won’t let this thing shrink. Not again.
Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade – unlike your interest in leg day.
Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. You break it, Grindkin breaks you.
Fit Style: Semi-Oversized – freedom to flex or flee the gym entirely.

Meme Magnet: People will ask, and you will say, “Yes. It’s a zombie. Lifting.”
Undead Motivation: Great for when your will to lift is 6-feet under.
Pumpkin Duke Status: The Duke sees you. The Duke approves.

1x Zombie Deadlift Embroidery T-Shirt – fresh from the Hollowed Ones’ embroidery cave
1x Spooky Strength buff (100% placebo)
3x Echoes of “RAAAAH” in the laundry room
Pumpkin Duke’s silent admiration. (He doesn’t speak. He judges.)

Embroidered Apparel Care – Or Else:

Washing: Hand-wash cold (inside-out), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
- "Grindkin cries when you use hot water."
Stains: If colors bleed, rinse in lukewarm → cold water repeatedly.
- "Digi-Gourd suggests sacrificing a sock to the laundry gods."
Bleach: AVOID chlorine like Pumpkin Dule avoids cardio.
Drying:
- Tumble dry cool or air dry ("Sunlight fades designs faster than P.R. Rind’s patience").
- Never let wet hoodies pile up ("Moldy Mike will claim them").
Ironing: Inside-out, between cloth layers. NO STEAM – "Embroidery isn’t a sauna."
Dry Cleaning: Allowed, but "the Hollowed Ones judge silently."