“Lifting spirits… and barbells. Mostly barbells..”

Material: 100% Cotton French Terry – soft enough to calm a restless corpse (Grindkin tested).
Fabric Weight: 425 GSM – heavy like your squat dreams and Duke’s ego.
No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes – oulasts your gym membership.
Preshrunk: Max 3% shrinkage – Digi-Gourd cast a spell on it.
Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade (unlike your gym motivation after week 2).
Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. The Hollowed Ones hate tumble noise.
Fit Style: Semi-Oversized – for deadlifters, binge lifters, and snack hoarders.

Gym Clout: Because lifting is 30% form, 70% fashion
Conversation Starter: “Is that zombie doing deadlifts?” → “He’s dead and still lifting. No excuses.”
Durability: Survives your workout, your breakup, and possibly the apocalypse

Join the ranks of the Rotlings who lift heavy, die ugly, and look cursed doing it.
Duke tax not included. Yet.

Embroidered Apparel Care – Or Else:

Washing: Hand-wash cold (inside-out), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
- "Grindkin cries when you use hot water."
Stains: If colors bleed, rinse in lukewarm → cold water repeatedly.
- "Digi-Gourd suggests sacrificing a sock to the laundry gods."
Bleach: AVOID chlorine like Pumpkin Dule avoids cardio.
Drying:
- Tumble dry cool or air dry ("Sunlight fades designs faster than P.R. Rind’s patience").
- Never let wet hoodies pile up ("Moldy Mike will claim them").
Ironing: Inside-out, between cloth layers. NO STEAM – "Embroidery isn’t a sauna."
Dry Cleaning: Allowed, but "the Hollowed Ones judge silently."