King Boo Surprised Embroidery T-Shirt

55.00 $

Garment Color: Baby Pink

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Soft embroidered T-shirt featuring King Boo looking adorably surprised and in love. Lightweight, breathable, and emotionally available.
Wear this when you wanna say “I’m chill” but look like you just fell in love at Trader Joe’s.

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👻 King Boo Surprised Embroidery Hoodie

“He wasn’t ready. He still isn’t.”

💖 WHY THIS T-SHIRT FEELS LIKE BUTTERFLIES

Material: 85% Cotton, 15% Polyester Double Knit — softer than your emotional recovery timeline.
Fabric Weight: 300 GSM — light, breathable, and built for dramatic sighing.
No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes — unlike your dignity after double texting.
Preshrunk: 3% Max Shrinkage — protected by Digi-Gourd’s heartbreak ward.
Colorfast ISO 4/5: Won’t fade — even when she leaves you on read.
Care: Machine wash cold. Air dry. Stare into the void between loads.
Fit Style: Semi-Oversize — for maximum comfort while overthinking “what we are.”

🎨 DESIGN SPECS

Pattern: Embroidery — stitched tighter than the “we’re just vibing” situationship
Art Type: 2D Cute Cartoonic Drawing — so cute it hurts (emotionally)
Design Size: 8.84in (W) x 9.02in (H)
Age/Gender: Adult/Unisex

⚡ WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS

You Saw Her. Game Over. That’s not shock. That’s ghost-level infatuation.
Cuffing Season Ready™: Looks like “I don’t need love” but gives “will cry if ignored.”
Perfect for: Over-analyzing compliments, long coffee walks, and pretending you’re not simping.

⚠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE

Friends asking “who’s the Queen Boo?” (don’t lie)
Emotional flashbacks to love that never happened
Becoming too huggable (especially by people you’re trying to forget)

📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED

1x King Boo Surprised Embroidery T-Shirt (Pumpkin Duke’s department of feelings approved).
1x +10% Vulnerability (side effect: spontaneous poetry).
3x Hollowed Ones’ complaints “She does not love you bro”.

🧼 PUMPKINGDOM LAUNDRY LAWS (BY DECREE OF STITCHKIN)

Embroidered Apparel Care – Or Else:

Washing: Hand-wash cold (inside-out), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
- "Grindkin cries when you use hot water."
Stains: If colors bleed, rinse in lukewarm → cold water repeatedly.
- "Digi-Gourd suggests sacrificing a sock to the laundry gods."
Bleach: AVOID chlorine like Pumpkin Dule avoids cardio.
Drying:
- Tumble dry cool or air dry ("Sunlight fades designs faster than P.R. Rind’s patience").
- Never let wet hoodies pile up ("Moldy Mike will claim them").
Ironing: Inside-out, between cloth layers. NO STEAM – "Embroidery isn’t a sauna."
Dry Cleaning: Allowed, but "the Hollowed Ones judge silently."