about us
once a pumpkin, now a problem
Pumpkin Duke is not a brand. He’s a tyrannical gourd with a god complex and a passion for embroidery. What started as a meme has become an empire — stitched together by caffeine, chaos, and a sewing machine named Regret.
Every design you see here was summoned, cursed, and approved by His Rotund Majesty. He doesn’t care about trends. He cares about chaos, comfort, and conquering your closet one hoodie at a time. Welcome to his domain. Wipe your shoes before entering.
the duke has spoken
We started Pumpkin Duke with no fashion degree, no marketing budget, and no idea what we were doing. All we had was a love for absurd ideas, quality clothing, and a fictional pumpkin overlord who threatened us into launching this brand. Every piece is embroidered with precision, made from thick, high-grade fabric, and infused with dark meme magic. This isn’t fast fashion — it’s slow, dramatic, and mildly threatening fashion. We’re not here to sell clothes. We’re here to build a ridiculous universe where every product comes with a backstory, a character, and possibly a curse.
The Ones Who Sew in Shadows
They whisper in thread. They serve without question. You may never see them in daylight. But every stitch bears their signature... and possibly their tears.
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the bossHis Rotund Majesty, The Duke of Memes
A short-tempered kind tyrant with a heart of squishy pumpkin guts
" I didn’t choose the gourd life. The gourd life chose me."
Digi-Gourd
DigitizerThe Crypt Keeper of Pixels
Turns art into embroidery files while muttering ancient curses.
" Your design was trash. Now it’s undead trash."
Stitchkin
DesignerThe Needle Nightmare
A perfectionist who designs and sews with unholy precision.
" Mess up the thread count and I’ll haunt your dreams."
Grindkin
machine operatorThe Machine Overlord
A workaholic who technically sews better than machine.
" The loom is my body. The thread is my blood"
Webkin
Website ManagerThe Ghost in the Machine
A reculsive pumpkin who speaks only in broken JavaScript
" 404 Personality Not Found. "
P.R. Rind
MarketerThe Minister of Propaganda
A creative, innovative, fast-talking pumpkin who’s 70% caffeine.
" I sold a ‘Zombie Deadlift’ hoodie to a vegan."
Moldy Mike
Customer ServiceThe Rotting Representative
Deeply tired, slightly decaying, but somehow oddly helpful.
" Your refund request has been denied by the council."
The Hollowed Ones
WorkersThe Forgotten Workforce
Mindless drones who sew, pack, and whisper in unison.
" We live. We sew. We do not question. "
The Rotlings
CustomersLoyal Subjects of the Duke
A reflection of yourself, but with worse spending habits
"Praise the Duke. Wear the meme. Perish."
The Duke's Actual Believes
These are the non-negotiables. Etched in thread. Approved by chaos. Violators will be mildly roasted.
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embroidery is law
If it's not stitched, it's snitched.
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No Fast Fashion
moving slow, like royalty. Or rot.
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Memes Are Sacred
Our designs are funny, or dope.
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Zero Investors
Just us and the Hollowed Ones.
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We Build Empires
Every order funds future hope.
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Community First
Customers are our friends
what's coming next
the duke has plans, terrible plans. This isn’t just a store. It’s the start of something weirder.
