Just Chill Hoodie

Garment Color: Beige

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Please note that we showed you some coloring options, as you are not limited to these colors only. If you desire a different coloring for this particular design, just select the “Others” option, and the Stitchkin shall contact you to set up the colors you like. The coloring options can expand to
1- Border Color (Currently Set To Purple As The Design Border Color).
2- Background Color (Currently Set To Black As The Design Background Color).
3- Eyes Color (Currently Set To White As The Design Eyes Color).

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🍃 JUST CHILL HOODIE – Lounging is a Lifestyle

(For those who could adult today… but won’t.)

🔥 WHY THIS HOODIE IS LAZY LUXURY

✔ Material: 100% Cotton French Terry (Stitchkin’s napping blanket)
✔ Weight: 425 GSM (Heavy enough to drown regrets, light enough for desert AC)
✔ Breathable & Cozy: French terry loops wick sweat (unlike your ex’s loyalty)
✔ No Pilling: Survives 100+ washes (tested by Grindkin’s tears of boredom)
✔ Stretchy Fit: Moves with you (like YOU dodging responsibility)
✔ Preshrunk: Max 3% shrinkage (Digi-Gourd’s only act of restraint)
✔ Colorfast 4/5 ISO: Won’t fade (unlike your 2024 resolutions)

🎨 DESIGN SPECS

Pattern: Embroidery (“Chill” with lazy-eyed vibes)
Art Type: Graffiti Street Art (so dope, unlike Gen Z)
Fit: Semi-oversized (for optimal couch marathons)
Age/Gender: Unisex.
Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.

⚡ **WHY YOU ACTUALLY NEED THIS**

Gym Escape Plan: “Lost my hoodie” = perfect skip-day alibi
Vibe Check: Warns others you’re off-duty (permanently)
Durability: Outlasts relationships, jobs, and motivation

☠️ WARNING: WEARING THIS MAY CAUSE

Sudden inability to wear pants
Uncontrollable snack cravings
Pumpkin Duke judging your life choices

📦 WHAT’S INCLUDED

1x “Just Chill” Hoodie (pre-stained with lazy energy)
1x Implied Zen Aura (results may vary)
3x Hollowed Ones’ Side-Eyes (“Productivity is a scam”)

“Chill Level: ∞. Add to Cart Before Webkin Wakes Up.”

🧼 PUMPKINGDOM LAUNDRY LAWS (BY DECREE OF STITCHKIN)

Embroidered Apparel Care – Or Else:

Washing: Hand-wash cold (inside-out), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
- "Grindkin cries when you use hot water."
Stains: If colors bleed, rinse in lukewarm → cold water repeatedly.
- "Digi-Gourd suggests sacrificing a sock to the laundry gods."
Bleach: AVOID chlorine like Pumpkin Dule avoids cardio.
Drying:
- Tumble dry cool or air dry ("Sunlight fades designs faster than P.R. Rind’s patience").
- Never let wet hoodies pile up ("Moldy Mike will claim them").
Ironing: Inside-out, between cloth layers. NO STEAM – "Embroidery isn’t a sauna."
Dry Cleaning: Allowed, but "the Hollowed Ones judge silently."