events
chaos is scheduled
These aren't your average giveaways. This is where meme lore collides with madness and your hoodie might come with homework. The Duke demands entertainment, and you — dear Rotling — are the entertainment.
Riddles, votes, secret missions, and cursed games. Every event is part of the plan to build something real. Win stuff, lose sanity, help build a future. Participation isn’t mandatory. But we *are* keeping score.
why the chaos exists
we’re not doing this for clout (okay, maybe a little). here’s the real deal.
Build Community
We don’t want followers. We want community. Loud, loyal, meme-hungry community.
Make You Think
Our riddles aren't just games. They're mental gyms — minus the sweat and shame.
Have a Purpose
Every event fuels & funds the big plan: funding real jobs, one cursed hoodie at a time.
Keep It Fun
Be honest. Life’s rough. If a haunted embroidery contest makes you smile, we win.
This Is Not a Loyalty Program
It’s a trap. A glorious, stitched trap to make you laugh, think, compete, and maybe win a hoodie. Welcome to the Duke’s Games. Try not to perish.
Pay It Forward
Every order fuels a bigger purpose.
This is not your average “we donate 2%” campaign. Pay It Forward is the Duke’s most ambitious plan: Every single order you make secretly helps build a real-world business, one that will employ actual humans at fair market salaries. No investors. No shady shortcuts. Just memes funding meaningful change. Here’s how it works: for every product sold, a portion of the profit is quietly stashed away. Once we hit 2,500 orders, we take that money and launch a new small business, run by real people we hire. When that business pays back the original amount, we do it again. And again. Until a pumpkin-fueled empire rises, but with jobs, not just jokes
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design riddle
Solve it. Win it. Confuse your entire family.
Every two weeks, the Duke drops a mysterious riddle on Instagram. The answer? One of our designs. The first person to crack it — or sometimes just a lucky one among the right answers — wins that design for free. No catch, no quizzes on your taxes, just pure, brain-bending fun. These riddles aren’t easy. Some are visual puzzles. Some are memes with double meanings. Some make you question your grasp of reality (and spelling). But if your brain tingles when things get weird, you’re going to love it here. This event isn’t about being smart — it’s about thinking sideways. It’s about rewarding curiosity, chaos, and community sleuthing. And maybe also just an excuse to make your friends go “what even IS this account?”
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design vs design
Two designs enter. One suvives.
Every two weeks, the Duke hosts a savage battle between two new designs. Only one survives. It’s part fashion contest, part social experiment, part pumpkin-fueled anarchy. You don’t need to buy anything. Just show up, vote in our Instagram stories, and watch the chaos unfold. The design with the most votes gets made and added to the store. The loser? Banished to the embroidery dungeon. But there’s more — one of the voters gets the winning design for free. No strings. No cursed contracts (probably). This isn’t just for fun (although it’s wildly fun). It’s our way of involving the Rotlings in the creative process. You help shape the collection. You decide what survives. The Duke just pretends he’s still in charge.
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Master Riddle
A riddle so complex, it needs a community.
This isn’t your average “guess the object” kind of puzzle. Master Riddle is a long-term, cryptic, beautifully broken mystery. It’s split into pieces and scattered across orders, emails, social posts, and maybe even your nightmares. Each clue is a fragment of a bigger picture — and the only way to solve it is together. We’ve planted hints in packaging slips. Embedded riddles in product tags. Whispers in the code of the website. Every piece leads to the next. We won’t tell you how long it’ll take. We won’t tell you what the final answer unlocks. We especially won’t tell you what happens if you solve it. All you need to know is that the reward exists, and it’s worth it.
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These aren’t just events. They’re rituals. They’re traps. They’re your chance to be part of the legend.
Whether you want to win free drops, unlock mysteries, or just cause some mild chaos, there’s something here for you. Follow us on Instagram, join the Discord, and stay weird. The Duke is watching — and he's got plans.